help a motha out

Sometimes, a son has to return the favor of being birthed, and talk some sense into their mother….

Who wouldn’t want their successful, beautiful baby boy tattooed on their arm???

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Screw lame bumper stickers, my mom doesn’t drive a mini-van.  She needs more, she deserves more.

One flash of the bicep and a “My uterus produced such greatness,” would be all she needs at the Christian mothers dinner to top all those dreadful bragging arguments about future doctors and lawyers.

She needs your help.

Any encouragement you can offer will help my indecisive mother take the leap to greatness.

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16 Responses to “help a motha out”

  1. Jen says:

    Do it! Who wouldn’t want Benjamin’s face on her arm? Heck, I’d do it. Totally go for it.

  2. Ben would look TERRIFIC immortalized on any part of any womans body. I highly support this action.

  3. Casey Kovach says:

    Go for it! I think its a great Idea! My opinion on tattoos is as long as the tattoo has meaning to and isnt something your getting just because it looks cool, etc. than it’s definitely worth it. And what is more meaningful than a portrait of your own son! i say go for it!

  4. Adam L says:

    I will have to propose this same idea to my mom. I told her that i want to get tattoo of a brain with a ribbon that says “mom” (similar to the heart with a mom ribbon tatoo). Maybe we could go get them together!

  5. Mike! says:

    I think this is a great way for any family to do some serious bonding. ALSO, I think any mother who does something like this is instantly the coolest, most caring, loving and all around wonderful mother ever. I really hope she makes the logical choice and tattoos her amazing child thus giving me some groundwork to make my mother also get a tattoo of your face.

  6. Aaron says:

    I know that my mom was hesitant at first, but now that it is said and done she gets to wear her pride on her sleeve!

    “The $60 dollars is worth the feeling of joy that I get everyday seeing other mothers without tattoos of their sons.” - Natalie Simon

  7. ericaok says:

    Like anyone could fit that big ol’ chickenheid on their arm.

  8. neurotwitch says:

    hahaha, such a great trend that would be.

  9. MonkeyTrash says:

    It would be an honor to have an inked face picture of ben on your arm or leg or ….back piece? this is a totally awesome idea! GO FOR IT!!
    dont think twice!

  10. Sipperherd says:

    Oedipus, you viper! That mug could strike even the strongest lover with E.D.

  11. Fallon says:

    Best idea in the whole world! C’mon bin’s momma!

  12. radiationblaze says:

    it needs to be done!

  13. baca says:

    OMG! Soo did it happen yet? I hope soo.

  14. David says:

    In the words of Jean-Luc Picard, “Make it so.”

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  16. Motha says:

    Thank you all SO much for your kind words/encouragement! I am on a ho-ho diet in hopes to enlarge my forearm, get inked, and have it dry in time for the next Christian mothers dinner. Keep me in your prayers!

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